She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Hippo gnu deer
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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