I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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