He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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