Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
