this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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