i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
