She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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