We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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