Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
