Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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