so that wasnt chicken after all
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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