so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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