And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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