It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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