Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Randomize
