your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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