he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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