"it" just moved
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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