fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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