Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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