I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm at about main and main street
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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