you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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