I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It was confusing and full of hummus
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
