My friends, they love my intelligence
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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