When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
