Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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