So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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