what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Randomize
