I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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