How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Did I show you my penis last night?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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