i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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