508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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