Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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