Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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