She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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