dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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