no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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