I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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