I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Randomize
