Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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