Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's like God shit irony all over that family
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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