Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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