You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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