sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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