Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
the liver wants what the liver wants
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize