mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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