Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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