you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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