Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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