I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i've created a new STD.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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