next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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