I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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