Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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