make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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