I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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