The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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