its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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