How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
wow bdsm is so cute
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