i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
