I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
