so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
